GRAND TITSofAMERICA BUY $GTA

EST. 1776 · RELAUNCHED ON SOLANA

GRAND TITS of AMERICA

Two baddies. One flag. No brakes. $GTA is the most patriotic thing to happen to a blockchain since somebody put a bald eagle on a candlestick chart.

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  • SUPPLY1,000,000,000
  • TAX0 / 0
  • LPBURNED
Liberty, the blonde $GTA mascot in a US-flag top and denim jacket Justice, the brunette $GTA mascot in a USA varsity jacket and aviators
Grand Tits of America cover art: both mascots, palms, a muscle car, the Statue of Liberty and fireworks

Liberty and Justice

Liberty leaning back, thumbs in her belt loops LIBERTY
Justice looking back over her shoulder, aviators lowered JUSTICE

THE STARTING LINE-UP

MEET THE GIRLS

Full-length portrait of Liberty

LIBERTY

THE BLONDE · WEST COAST

Grew up on sunshine, V8s and an unshakeable belief that the chart only goes one way. Carries an American flag patch on her shoulder and absolutely no exit liquidity.

  • PATRIOTISM
  • DIAMOND HANDS
  • CHILL
Full-length portrait of Justice

JUSTICE

THE BRUNETTE · EAST COAST

Aviators on at midnight because the future's bright. Runs the varsity jacket, the belt buckle and the group chat. If she says send it, you send it.

  • ATTITUDE
  • CONVICTION
  • PATIENCE

Across America

Neon ocean-drive strip at sunset with a red muscle car
01

OCEAN DRIVE

Top down, chart up. Every green candle sounds like a V8.

The Statue of Liberty at golden hour holding a burning torch
02

GIVE ME YOUR TIRED, YOUR POOR, YOUR BAG HOLDERS

She's been holding that torch since 1886. Respect the conviction.

A bald eagle gliding over snow-capped mountains and pine forest
03

THE HEARTLAND

Purple mountain majesties. Bald eagle. Full send. That's the thesis.

Fourth-of-July fireworks over a lit boardwalk and Ferris wheel
04

FOURTH OF JULY, EVERY DAY

Red, white and blue in the sky. Green on the chart. Perfect.

Liberty and Justice standing back to back with arms folded

NO ALLIES. NO EXIT.

TWO GIRLS.
ONE FLAG.

They don't take profit. They take territory.

UP CLOSE & PERSONAL

THE FACES OF FREEDOM

Close-up of Liberty, chin raised and smirking
LIBERTY
Close-up of Justice wearing aviator sunglasses
JUSTICE
Close-up of Liberty winking
WINK
Close-up of Justice pushing her sunglasses down her nose
SHADES
Liberty mid-shout with her fist raised
SHOUT
Justice side-eyeing over her lowered aviators
SMIRK
Liberty blowing a kiss
KISS
Justice pointing straight at the camera
POINT

MOTOR POOL

KEYS IN THE IGNITION

Liberty sitting on the hood of a red muscle car beside Justice
THE GETAWAYBoth seats taken. The trunk is full of exit liquidity.
Liberty at the wheel of a red convertible
NO BRAKESShe has never once checked a rear view mirror.
Justice throwing a fan of hundred-dollar bills
MAKE IT RAINPrinted, not earned. Same as every chain.

WANTED IN ALL 50

ARMED & FABULOUS

Last seen heading south with the liquidity. Considered highly contagious. Do not approach unless you are holding.

  • CHARGEGrand theft attention
  • REWARDPriceless
  • STATUSAt large, on chain
Liberty and Justice back to back with arms folded

FOUR STEPS TO FREEDOM

HOW TO BUY

  1. 1

    GET A WALLET

    Phantom or Solflare. Takes a minute. Write the seed phrase on paper like a patriot.

  2. 2

    ADD SOL

    Buy SOL on any exchange and send it over. Leave a little for fees.

  3. 3

    SWAP FOR $GTA

    Paste the contract address into pump.fun, set your amount, confirm.

  4. 4

    SALUTE

    You are now a shareholder in the Grand Tits of America. Hand on heart.

ONE NATION,
UNDER A GREEN CANDLE

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